What the teacher says and ( what the teacher means)

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).


2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).


3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).


4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).


5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).


6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).


7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).


8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He's a bully).


9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).


10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).


11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).


12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).


13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
(A mouth that never stops yacking).


btw , this is my favourite ! HAHA XD

Home from school

Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

Never Say Never =='

See I never thought that I could walk through fire.


I never thought that I could take the burn.
I never had the strength to take it higher,
Until I reached the point of no return.


And there's just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
It's my destiny.


I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up up up,
And never say never.


I never thought I could feel this power.
I never thought that I could feel this free.
I'm strong enough to climb the highest tower.
And I'm fast enough to run across the sea.


And there's just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
Cause this is my destiny.


I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.


Here we go!
Guess who?
JSmith and Jb!
I gotcha lil bro.


I can handle him.
Hold up, aight?
I can handle him.


Now he's bigger than me,
Taller than me.
And he's older than me,
And stronger than me.
And his arms a little bit longer than me.
But he ain't on a JB song with me!


I be trying a chill
They be trying to side with the thrill.
No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will.


Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove.
Like Cobe with the 4th, ice water with blood.


I gotta be the best, and yes
We're the flyest.
Like David and Goliath,


I conquered the giant.
So now I got the world in my hand,
I was born from two stars
So the moon's where I land.


I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,


And never say never.
I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,


And never say never.