H2O

Teacher: "What is the formula for water?"

George: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."


Teacher: "Is that the formula I gave you?"


George: "Sure, you said H to O!"

Home from school

Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

Discovery

Teacher: "Fred can you find me Australia on the map please?"

Pupil: "There it is."


Teacher: "Now, Louise, who discovered Australia?"


Pupil: "Fred did!"

Never Say Never =='

See I never thought that I could walk through fire.


I never thought that I could take the burn.
I never had the strength to take it higher,
Until I reached the point of no return.


And there's just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
It's my destiny.


I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up up up,
And never say never.


I never thought I could feel this power.
I never thought that I could feel this free.
I'm strong enough to climb the highest tower.
And I'm fast enough to run across the sea.


And there's just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
Cause this is my destiny.


I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.


Here we go!
Guess who?
JSmith and Jb!
I gotcha lil bro.


I can handle him.
Hold up, aight?
I can handle him.


Now he's bigger than me,
Taller than me.
And he's older than me,
And stronger than me.
And his arms a little bit longer than me.
But he ain't on a JB song with me!


I be trying a chill
They be trying to side with the thrill.
No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will.


Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove.
Like Cobe with the 4th, ice water with blood.


I gotta be the best, and yes
We're the flyest.
Like David and Goliath,


I conquered the giant.
So now I got the world in my hand,
I was born from two stars
So the moon's where I land.


I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,


And never say never.
I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.


Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,


And never say never.

~Selamat Menyambut Bulan Ramadhan~

Yay !!!
Ramadhan !!!!
Raya !!!
Yay !!!

Bila tiba time puasa :

1 . Kemalasan muridmurid

      Murid : Cikgu , tak payah la bagi homework banyakbanyak , letih la cikgu .

      Cikgu : Habis tu ?

      Murid : Alaaa , cikgu . Belajar dalam kelas pun sudah mencukupi cikgu , so tak payah bagi homework

                  la .

2 . Tidur dalam kelas .

       * yeah , aku pun pernah tidur dalam kelas , tapi bukan masa ramadhan la .

3.  Aduhh , tiaptiap kali bulan ramadhan tv pun tayang rancangan masakmasak . Aduhhh , rancangan tu tahu   buat orang lapar ajaa . Bukan buat orang tahan lapar . Agakagaknya siapa tanggung dosa nanti kat akhirat ?

HAHA XD .

when the bad guys ( villains ) attack the good guys .

* as usual aku saja je post benda ney

Aku tak tahu kenapa , but i'm beginning to like creating pictures like that !!!

The one and ONLY

???

*dan ramai lagi .... hehe

Just for fun

THREE FACES ARE IN TROUBLE

*no need to help them , biarkan sajaa*

* tibatiba mahu post entah - apa - benda - ney

Justin Bieber - Somebody to Love

Ohh! Ohh!

For you I’d write a symphony
I’d play the violin
It’s time to sink or swim
Watch him play for ya


For you I'd be (Whoah)
Runnin a thousand miles
Just get you where you are
Step to the beat of my heart.


I don’t need a whole lot
But for you I admit I
Rather give you the world
Or we can share mine


I know that I won’t be the first one
Given you all this attention
But baby listen


I just need somebody to love
I-I don’t need too much


Just need somebody to love.
(Somebody to love)


I don’t need nothing else
I promise girl, I swear.
I just need somebody to love.
I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.
Everyday I bring the sun around
I sweep away the clouds.
Smile for me (Smile for me)

I would take
Every second, every single time
Spend it like my last dime.
Step to the beat of my heart.


I don’t need a whole lot
But for you I admit I
Rather give you the world
Or we can share mine
I know I won’t be the first one
Given you all this attention
But baby listen


I just need somebody to love (Ohh, no no no no)
I-I don’t need too much
Just need somebody to love.
(Somebody to love)

I don’t need nothing else
I promise girl, I swear.
I just need somebody to love.


I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.
(Somebody to love)

I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.


And you can have it all
Anything you want I can bring
Give you the finer things, yeah
But what I really want


I can’t find ’cause, money can’t find me.
Somebody to love. (Ohh Whoa)


Find me somebody to love (Ohh)
I need somebody to love (Yeah)
I-I don’t need too much
Just somebody to love.


Somebody to love.I don’t need
nothing else,I promise girl I swear,I just need somebody to love.


I need somebody, I-I need somebody
I need somebody, I-I need somebody
(Somebody to love)

I need somebody, I-I need somebody
I need somebody (I swear I just need somebody to love)
I-I need somebody.
Oh oh oh oh oh... etc


Is she out there
Is she out there
(repeat)


I just need somebody to love

~!@#$%^&*

An apple a day , keeps the doctor away !   =)

    * aku post ney pun , untuk isi masa lapang aku .